22, albuquerque, veterinary technician
out of all the animals that could have bitten me today it had to be an un-vaccinated daschund with severe periodontal disease
So I finally caught him in the act of escaping
Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.
i shouldn’t scroll through tumblr while waiting for the teacher amongst my first class of the semester people probably think I’m insane
ASH KETCHUM YOU LUCKY BOY YOU GOT TO DO EVERYTHINGAWESOME IN THE POKEMON WORLD IT’S NOT FAIR ANYMORE
he never got to grow up, spend time with his family, or have a family of his own. he has a 5th grade education at best, hes essentially homeless, and the only friend hes retained through all of his travels is a mouse.
he is literally riding the god of the oceans like a fucking flying horse do you think he gives a rat’s ass about his education
albuquerque’s local news is so proud of breaking bad it’s so cute and i’m sure the emmy’s are gonna make headlines tomorrow
breaking bad was probably the best thing that’s happened to new mexico and our governor wants us to cut our film budget
like that’s hilarious