MY POOR BABY THEY SLUSHIED MY POOR PRECIOUS FILIPINO IRISH PRINCE

my friend’s mom needs to stop trying to be funny on my facebook

holy shit this wouldn’t be a frivolous purchase at all

cuties xoxo

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vondell-swain:

How a 5-year-old sees / understands logos

omg !!

cheetah cheetah cheetah

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ciqunis:

"My dad told me that when i'm nervous, I should just treat the crowd as a bunch of potatoes. But I can't be a potato, so i'm a pineapple!"

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When is it ok to kiss someone?
When they’re rich.

tell your wife she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.

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farisbueller:

felicefawn:

The fact that the majority of teenagers would rather listen to Justin Bieber or Taylor Momsen over Jimi Hendrix or Pink Floyd makes me want to fucking kill myself. Literally.

up next on MTV’s “White Girl Problems”: special snowflake and part-time tumblr user felicefawn is literally contemplating suicide over people having different music taste than her and thinks she is better than everybody else because she kinda sorta knows who Jimi Hendrix and Pink Floyd are

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k makes sense