hi i'm jello idk what i'm doin here
22, albuquerque, vet tech

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you know how people like to start crossing the street when i haven’t even pass them yet??????? oh my god don’t DO that shit

i just assume everyone who is trying to cross the street is suicidal and they’re trying to dive in front of my car so when ppl start stepping into the street early i see them in my peripherals and i fucking swerve because i’m like fuck this dude is trying to die!!!! i don’t think so!!!! not my my watch!!!!

don’t do that


If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

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i went door to door to almost every veterinary hospital in my city at the beginning of this week and didn’t hear from anyone but i just got 2 different phone calls today asking for an interview

and i’m probably gonna get more throughout next week

temporary disappointment pays off, guise



we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?



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Whoa Almost Didnt See That Truck There


Whoa Almost Didnt See That Truck There

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my fucking cat thought it’d be cute to drop the biggest cockroach i’ve ever seen in my life in front of me

it moved and then he pounced it again and wrestled it to death and then fucking swallowed it whole

nononono noep

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i want to start watching hannibal but i usually like to eat while i watch tv :(((((((((

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