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22, albuquerque, veterinary technician  
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out of all the animals that could have bitten me today it had to be an un-vaccinated daschund with severe periodontal disease

bitchcoven:

Primadonna Girl, yeah…image

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willlaren:

"The Bone Spy"

willlaren:

"The Bone Spy"

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omgbuglen:

godotal:

So I finally caught him in the act of escaping

Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.

omgbuglen:

godotal:

So I finally caught him in the act of escaping

Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.

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i shouldn’t scroll through tumblr while waiting for the teacher amongst my first class of the semester people probably think I’m insane

flaccidtrip:

me to the sims 3 opening theme

flaccidtrip:

me to the sims 3 opening theme

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hoot hoot motherfucker

hoot hoot motherfucker

illkim:

"Mom can we get McDonalds?"

"Eat what’s in the fridge"

image

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sexhaver:

stantler:

grab-the-sushi-and-run:

ASH KETCHUM YOU LUCKY BOY YOU GOT TO DO EVERYTHINGAWESOME IN THE POKEMON WORLD IT’S NOT FAIR ANYMORE

he never got to grow up, spend time with his family, or have a family of his own. he has a 5th grade education at best, hes essentially homeless, and the only friend hes retained through all of his travels is a mouse. 

he is literally riding the god of the oceans like a fucking flying horse do you think he gives a rat’s ass about his education

sexhaver:

stantler:

grab-the-sushi-and-run:

ASH KETCHUM YOU LUCKY BOY YOU GOT TO DO EVERYTHINGAWESOME IN THE POKEMON WORLD IT’S NOT FAIR ANYMORE

he never got to grow up, spend time with his family, or have a family of his own. he has a 5th grade education at best, hes essentially homeless, and the only friend hes retained through all of his travels is a mouse. 

he is literally riding the god of the oceans like a fucking flying horse do you think he gives a rat’s ass about his education

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albuquerque’s local news is so proud of breaking bad it’s so cute and i’m sure the emmy’s are gonna make headlines tomorrow

breaking bad was probably the best thing that’s happened to new mexico and our governor wants us to cut our film budget

like that’s hilarious

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Mewtwo: i see now that the circumstances of ones birth are irrelevant. it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.
Mew: mew