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lexcanroar:

damn right

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fuckanimals:

bae: come over tonight ;)

me: sorry im 6000 miles away preaching the good word of jesus

bae: im off my period

me:

image

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westernkanye:


DON’T TOUCH ME I’M STERILE

westernkanye:

DON’T TOUCH ME I’M STERILE

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defboyardee:

Oh look, Daniel Tosh is comedy central’s comedian of the day

let me guess, his joke is about fat women.  Asian women? Black women? Just women in general? Just Asians in general? I mean, there’s only so many combinations of women and races he can make fun of

One thing is for certain.  It won’t be funny

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literallysame:

[x]

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unclefather:

veganbutt:

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

Can he actually tho

It’s a metaphor. You say that you’re canceling the movie and then you don’t actually cancel the movie. 

unclefather:

veganbutt:

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

Can he actually tho

It’s a metaphor. You say that you’re canceling the movie and then you don’t actually cancel the movie. 

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tffnyblws:

thesharpestdildos:

what if you were in school and the entire cast of icarlys dead bodies just fell from the ceiling and all you heard was “rANdoOOoOM DANCigNGN”

WHAT THE FUCK ARE U EV EN TAL K IN G AB OUT

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i feel so cold

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dreamsaboutdisney:

Fix-It Felix!

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